Low T

Maybe I've been watching too many late night infomercials, but I think I might be suffering from low T.  Over the past few months, I've found myself suffering from increased empathy. caring, and emotionality.  I've had multiple friends express concerns about my loss of butch vigor and credibility.  During the past 24 hours, though, it's become abundantly clear to me that I have a problem.

Currently, the wife and I are dog-sitting for our best friends.  They brought them over yesterday evening before leaving town.  The wife worked last night, so I was left to care for the dogs myself.  We have a two-story home, and one of the dogs has health problems that prevent her from going upstairs.  As bedtime drew near, I started feeling bad about going upstairs and leaving the dogs alone downstairs on their first night with us.  So what did I do?  I grabbed a pillow and blanket and slept on the couch in the living room, with one of the dogs sleeping on my feet and one of our cats sleeping on my chest. 

Then, this evening after work, I felt the sudden, overwhelming urge to go shopping for hair products and scented candles for myself.  And I did.

If this behavioral and emotional trend continues, I'm afraid I'll be wearing dresses by my next birthday.   

I think I'm on the verge of hitting bottom; my butch bottom.  Consider this my cry for help.  Is there a 12 step program for regaining your female masculinity?